January 2010
14 posts
Prince William County Tweet-Up →
Going to try and make this one.
figuringoutthislife:
When you pray and God doesn’t answer quickly … don’t worry! (Delay does not mean denied!)
“It has no time limit. You can start whenever you want. You can change or stay...”
– Curious Case of Benjamin Button (via raindropsonredroses) (via happythought) (via happythings) (via figuringoutthislife)
….for my gf, because i know she loves this...
December 2009
3 posts
Construction...in the office
they’re doing construction in my office this week…..full out, putting up a wall type/sheet rock construction. Why? cuz they thought no one would be here (in an office of four dozen people). Ummm…no, we, who had our vacation denied, or are departing this place before the new year and want to take our leave with us. Or even those of us that are actaully trying to get work done for...
To my girlfriend
November 2009
13 posts
“You’re going to come across people in your life who will say all the right words...”
– Nicholas Sparks (via anyonelsebutyou) (via figuringoutthislife)
Turtle with appetite for rhinoceros poop found →
….this one is a little too easy, cliffs below
An Asian turtle known as “Pyant Cheezar,” which translates to “turtle that eats rhinoceros feces,” has shown up in the thick forest of the Rakhine Yoma Elephant Sanctuary in Myanmar
The turtle, was thought long gone until it showed up at a food market in China in 1994.
“Teamwork is the ability to work together toward a common vision.
The ability...”
– Unknown
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A Prayer: Dear Lord
Dear Lord, I thank you for this day. I thank you for my being able to see and to hear this morning. I’m blessed because You are a forgiving God and an understanding God. You have done so much for me and You keep on blessing me. Forgive me this day for everything I have done, said or thought that was not pleasing to you. I ask now for Your forgiveness. Please keep me...
“While waiting in line @ Bordrers to buy $60 worth of books, (I) used (my) iPhone...”
– Former Boss, via Facebook
Father kills son after son molested his 3yr old... →
Am I just “that guy” for not being all broken up about this? Maybe it’s cuz I would do the same
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Me vs. The Network Admin
admin: So I hear your HD crashed yesterday, shame.
me: yes, how utterly random that my 5month old HD crashed after you all pushed out policies to our machines that I didn't agree with, and that you KNOW i had blocked from being administered to my machine.
admin: it was God's will that your machine be destroyed. God's will.
me: i'm sure, assimilate or leave, right?
admin: meh...more like assimilate or be wiped out. in this case your HD chose the latter.
me: two cheers for my HD taking a stand against the establishment. I will sing songs in it's honor, and tell stories of its martyrdom
admin: yes, i'm sure it's in computer heaven with it's 50 virgins, living the dream.
admin: your new HD will be pre-programmed and will do the bidding/will of it's master, us, not you.
me: I'm going to tell HR the i've legally changed my name to Neo
admin: You....can't beat us
me: You'll be known as 'Smith' from here on out, your real name is dead to me. Today, begins the war
admin: Okay, Mr Anderson. We're in control, don't forget that
me: [channeling my inner Sam Jackson] You are NOT in control
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I love this guy
Esta Es Mi Vida (US SSA) [9: 05 AM]:
Hey, where do u sit now?
Co Worker/Fellow Geek (US SSA) [9: 05 AM]:
at the right hand of god
Esta Es Mi Vida (US SSA) [9: 07 AM]:
So when you're not with the Lord and grace us mortals with you presence/time, what are in this awful place do you occupy?
Co Worker/Fellow Geek (US SSA) [9: 08 AM]:
I sit west of the sun, where the Buffalo roam.
Co Worker/Fellow Geek (US SSA) [9: 08 AM]:
McLean
Esta Es Mi Vida (US SSA) [9: 09 AM]:
Ah. Well you must be loving that commute then.
Esta Es Mi Vida (US SSA) [9: 09 AM]:
Are u ever here in Arlington (hell) anymore?
Co Worker/Fellow Geek (US SSA) [9: 09 AM]:
Yes and no. It takes me 15 minutes on a bad day, but there's no way I could ride my bike.
Esta Es Mi Vida (US SSA) [9: 10 AM]:
I hate u.
Co Worker/Fellow Geek (US SSA) [9: 10 AM]:
Now that I sit at his right hand I’m no longer required to venture back down to hell with the rest of you (sheep) employee’s…..present company excluded of course, we all know you’re a goat in black sheep’s clothing….you know, because you’re black and all.
Co Worker/Fellow Geek (US SSA) [9: 11 AM]:
Is there something you need?
Esta Es Mi Vida (US SSA) [9: 12 AM]:
Nope. That will do it. I’ll continue to pay homage.
Co Worker/Fellow Geek (US SSA) [9: 13 AM]:
Spread the word that others should do the same.
October 2009
21 posts
For Paloma_mia
If your troubled, you just gotta...
I’m kind of feeling this song this morning
Booty, God, Booty →
I never understood this till now, good stuff.
blog
yeap, i’m going to dust it off, and get back in with some fresh posts. been ignoring it too much and need to throw down some thoughts soon.
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يمڪن انا اڪون اعز انسان في عيونڪ →
Might be one of the most gorgeous and unique feature’s i’ve ever seen on a person. Her parents are going to be chasing of boys for years to come when she gets older.
Overhead in the office 2day
coworker: You all have made soda, and soda products easier to consume then water in this place and now you're going to take it away?!?!
manager: It's beyond our control
coworker: Making it rain on a sunny day is beyond your control, perhaps even paying us a decent competitive wage is "beyond your control" but don't try and tell me that killing the free soda and soda products with 60days left in the year is beyond your control
manager: look, I don't know what to tell you
coworker: Okay, check. What vending machine is the Dr.Pepper and Mountain Dew's in again?
“I love u, but sometimes u look like a muppet when ur dancing like no1 is...”
– baby sister
“You’re pretty much the Ari Gold of our group, u know that right?”
– told to me by my Best friend of 25years
