Overhead in the office 2day
coworker: You all have made soda, and soda products easier to consume then water in this place and now you're going to take it away?!?!
manager: It's beyond our control
coworker: Making it rain on a sunny day is beyond your control, perhaps even paying us a decent competitive wage is "beyond your control" but don't try and tell me that killing the free soda and soda products with 60days left in the year is beyond your control
manager: look, I don't know what to tell you
coworker: Okay, check. What vending machine is the Dr.Pepper and Mountain Dew's in again?
