Hey, where do u sit now?

at the right hand of god

So when you're not with the Lord and grace us mortals with you presence/time, what are in this awful place do you occupy?

I sit west of the sun, where the Buffalo roam.

McLean

Ah. Well you must be loving that commute then.

Are u ever here in Arlington (hell) anymore?

Yes and no. It takes me 15 minutes on a bad day, but there's no way I could ride my bike.

I hate u.

Now that I sit at his right hand I’m no longer required to venture back down to hell with the rest of you (sheep) employee’s…..present company excluded of course, we all know you’re a goat in black sheep’s clothing….you know, because you’re black and all.

Is there something you need?

Nope. That will do it. I’ll continue to pay homage.

Spread the word that others should do the same.