Posts tagged "funny"

Me vs. The Network Admin

admin: So I hear your HD crashed yesterday, shame.
me: yes, how utterly random that my 5month old HD crashed after you all pushed out policies to our machines that I didn't agree with, and that you KNOW i had blocked from being administered to my machine.
admin: it was God's will that your machine be destroyed. God's will.
me: i'm sure, assimilate or leave, right?
admin: meh...more like assimilate or be wiped out. in this case your HD chose the latter.
me: two cheers for my HD taking a stand against the establishment. I will sing songs in it's honor, and tell stories of its martyrdom
admin: yes, i'm sure it's in computer heaven with it's 50 virgins, living the dream.
admin: your new HD will be pre-programmed and will do the bidding/will of it's master, us, not you.
me: I'm going to tell HR the i've legally changed my name to Neo
admin: You....can't beat us
me: You'll be known as 'Smith' from here on out, your real name is dead to me. Today, begins the war
admin: Okay, Mr Anderson. We're in control, don't forget that
me: [channeling my inner Sam Jackson] You are NOT in control

I love this guy

Esta Es Mi Vida (US SSA) [9: 05 AM]:
Hey, where do u sit now?
Co Worker/Fellow Geek (US SSA) [9: 05 AM]:
at the right hand of god
Esta Es Mi Vida (US SSA) [9: 07 AM]:
So when you're not with the Lord and grace us mortals with you presence/time, what are in this awful place do you occupy?
Co Worker/Fellow Geek (US SSA) [9: 08 AM]:
I sit west of the sun, where the Buffalo roam.
Co Worker/Fellow Geek (US SSA) [9: 08 AM]:
McLean
Esta Es Mi Vida (US SSA) [9: 09 AM]:
Ah. Well you must be loving that commute then.
Esta Es Mi Vida (US SSA) [9: 09 AM]:
Are u ever here in Arlington (hell) anymore?
Co Worker/Fellow Geek (US SSA) [9: 09 AM]:
Yes and no. It takes me 15 minutes on a bad day, but there's no way I could ride my bike.
Esta Es Mi Vida (US SSA) [9: 10 AM]:
I hate u.
Co Worker/Fellow Geek (US SSA) [9: 10 AM]:
Now that I sit at his right hand I’m no longer required to venture back down to hell with the rest of you (sheep) employee’s…..present company excluded of course, we all know you’re a goat in black sheep’s clothing….you know, because you’re black and all.
Co Worker/Fellow Geek (US SSA) [9: 11 AM]:
Is there something you need?
Esta Es Mi Vida (US SSA) [9: 12 AM]:
Nope. That will do it. I’ll continue to pay homage.
Co Worker/Fellow Geek (US SSA) [9: 13 AM]:
Spread the word that others should do the same.